Hold up ladies. You know how you're getting high-level degrees? Becoming masters of business? Doctors? Mothers who rule the roost? Alexis Bellino says stop it now. Bind those feet. Speak when spoken to. Stop doing man's stuff like thinking and voting. Get in the kitchen and shut your mouth gurl!
There is simply no woman on tv these days who is more dangerous to the cause of female empowerment than Alexis Bellino (Real Housewives of Orange County). For those of you duped by the idea that women deserve equal opportunity to fulfill their lives as they see fit, Alexis knows that a good Christian woman should quiet down when God (her husband) speaks. You should better yourself - not by getting a job and demanding repsect - but by pumping up those fun bag scoops of milk-capacitating flesh (tits) just a wee bit more. You should exert your independence...by literally having a melt-down within one hour of being separated from the Lord (your husband). And if you get out of line, his Holiness (your husband) will striketh upon thee and get you backeth in lineth. That's scripture ladies and gentlemen.
Lets you think I'm exaggerating...here's a pearl of wisdom Alexis recently treated us to:
"When I get out of line, Jim has to put me back in line" - or something to that affect.
Hear that Gloria Steinem? Christina Hoff Sommers? Jane Goodall? Quit that job and get thee to a plastic surgeon! Time for breast augmentation.
Alexis Bellino - and her unbearably obnoxious and misogynist husband - are a disgrace.
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