Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Trump Dump

Boobs, brass, brazen displays of arrogance and materialism....Trump is going to run for President!  Great!  Hey...there must be an Internet Entrepreneur who stumbled across an idea of creating an online forum for used washer/dryer parts and made $200 million...maybe he can be Secretary of State!  And all of us know a trust fund baby or two...they can run for VP!  This is fun. 

Check your wallets ladies and gentlemen...because apparently the size of it will determine your efficacy as a serious candidate for an immensely important and powerful position in government!

For the record, Trump is NOT a rags-to-riches story.  His father was an immensely wealthy real estate mogul.  But Trump sells himself as somebody who had the guts and intelligence to make his mark in the world.  Plenty of his ventures were complete and total failures...but he had family money to fall back on and leverage to keep throwing spit balls on the blackboard until something turned a profit.

Chris Rock recently stated, "I won't vote for him. He'll leave us for a younger, prettier country."  The fact that even makes sense should tell you all you need to know about President Trump. 

Wait 'till he gets his hands on the White House and begins redecorating.

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